I am going to hell
Having easily worked my way through the original seven deadly sins before I was out of my teens it seems now those old funsters in the Vatican have found seven more ways for me to wallow in a fiery pit for all eternity:
- Environmental Pollution
- Genetic Manipulation
- Accumulating excessive wealth
- Inflicting poverty
- Drug Trafficking and consumption
- Morally debatable experiments
- Violation of fundamental rights of human nature
Well, I have already definitely committed two of those sins (I’ll let you guess which), with a third - inflicting poverty - a definite possibility but that’s more the EU’s fault than my own - I like free trade. And as a scientist I could easily commit a further two whenever I felt like it.
Although, luckily I suppose, as a scientist I won’t be in danger of ‘accumulating excessive wealth’ at any time soon - maybe I should have gone into the church!
I look forward to Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman reprising their roles for se7en 2.
